FAQ: Part Uno
Well hello dear people (I was going to say friends, but I am not sure if we're at that level yet), I was sitting in my bed and I was thinking 'You know a lot of people ask me questions.' And that was it. I stopped there, because I got up to check if I had any peach yogurt left in my fridge.
Anyway, I figured that the people of the internet are wondering who is this sly girl typing words here is, and I was going to do an about me thing but eh. I am not in the mood, so I thought this would be more enlightening, you're welcome. So, here is a list of questions I get asked A LOT OF THE POOPING TIME... PART UNO.
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If you're Brazilian, do you speak Spanish?
*siiigggghhhhhh* Ugh here is the thing people, Brazilians don't speak Spanish they speak Portuguese, if you had paid attention in your history classes you would have known that Portugal went over to Brazil and colonized there (and did other ugly things, but I won't get into details). However the annoying part of this question is that I kind of do speak Spanish, which is annoying because then people are like, "I knew it!" and I am like "I am going to throw acid at your face." But yes I can speak some Spanish, I will demonstrate: "Donde esta el bano?" ta da.
Is your dad, Brazilian?
Short answer: no, he is a gringo.
Are there toasters in Brazil?
I am not even going to answer that because that is a stupid question, and you'd be quite surprised how many times I get asked this............BUT to avoid any confusion, yes there are toasters.
Are you white?
You know since people in America keep saying that I'm not white, I don't really know anymore, so if someone knows that answer of what my race is based on the fact that my dad is from the U.S. of A and my mother is from Brazil, I would love to hear it, and yes it is more complicated than you would think.
What is your college major?
Yay a normal question! I am majoring in Journalism, and minoring in history and digital media.
Peter K or Josh?
Ummmm this isn't even a question because who would date Josh? Peter Kavinsky is my one true love (more on that later)
How old are you? Because you act like you're 23 but you look like you are 16?
Yes, how young I look is a frequent topic, shaniquas I am 19.
What is the title of your autobiography?
It All Started On a Monday
Chris Pine, Ryan Gosling, or Young Leo?
DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE
Where did you get those pants?
Zara, always Zara.
What's your Hogwarts house?
Ravenclaw, and my patronus is a raven in case you were wondering.
You have tarot cards?! Can you read my fortune?
Yes, but only if you give me snickerdoodle cookies. Non-negotiable.
Which Disney Prince would you date?
Oh snap, currently, like right now? I would say Tarzan but mainly because of this photo:
OK that's all, ciao.
That is a spicy Tarzan Brooke
ReplyDeleteI prefer the term saucy
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