FAQ: Part Dos
Back by popular demand I am here with this article, it's pretty ironic that the frequently asked question post was the most frequently asked question to repost. But I see you, internet.
Well, here we are at last with the part dos of this series. So many more questions I've been asked, so little energy to answer them.
In case you were wondering, I've been on a much needed hiatus where I have spent my days drinking hot chocolate and watching vampire diaries. However the internet people asked and I was not what they asked for, but you get me anyway, yay.
You're welcome, cruel digital world.
Well here we are shaniquas, feast your eyes on these answers, enjoy.
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Are you the youngest?
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha....................No.
Ok can I just say, that I have no idea what vibe I am giving off for everyone to assume I am the youngest, but I will have you know that I am the third child of four children, the snazzy middle child. You're welcome.
What is your favorite movie?
This is the worst question known to mankind, I swear.
You know, I spend most of my life watching films and enjoy so many and that truly makes it so hard to choose. Tsk tsk tsk. Next question please.
Why do you say 'Shaniqua?'
Oooooh the question I get asked so much. Hmm, I don't think there was a time in my life where I sat down and told myself that I would start calling people Shaniqua. Nor do I know where the name came from. I just remember saying, "Yo Shaniqua, come here." And then it stuck and I've been with it ever since.
What's on your bedside table?
Well, Shaniqua, I am glad you asked. On my bedside table I have my favorite gift I have ever received in my life. Yes, I said life. It is a framed photoshop photo of me with Ryan Gosling. It's absolutely amazing, my friend gave it to me on my 18th birthday and I cannot part with it. It's a national treasure.
What is your favorite music?
Ew, another question I hate. Hmmmm this is difficult, I am not sure, internet people. Because I feel like the answer changes everyday and especially with my mood. I will say that I love a good Lana Del Rey and Lorde (but I know how indie basic that sounds so imma shut up.)
What is your theme song?
After searching long and hard for a theme song, and asking family members what they think which song would suit me best, it funneled down to the conclusion of Primadonna by Marina and the Diamonds. Please give it a listen and let me know if it reminds you of me, and if not, then my theme song has been a lie.
Favorite Disney princess?
I suppose this answer can change too, but I am going to have to say Jasmine. I love a good fashionable and sassy Jasmine. Totes would steal her outfit and pet tiger, just saying.
Favorite Wes Anderson film?
Yes, please. I would have to say Grand Budapest Hotel even though the hotel owner is a sleazy old lady loving man slut gold digger purple guy.
Team Edward or Jacob?
Really? We are going back in time to my awkward years? Ok if you insist........ OK THIS IS THE DEALIO BELLA CAN KEEP PALE DEPRESSED EDWARD ALL TO HERSELF BUT I AM TAKING SWEET TAN JACOB OFF OF HER HANDS AND KEEPING HIS ABS TO MYSELF. The end.
How do you properly friendzone?
Well, hello, dark past. Just kidding. Apparently I am the total friend zone rejecting queen, which I am ok with because it shows that I am no people pleaser. But I am labelled as the expert for some weird reason, and I will explain my expertise recipe on how to friend zone on a future article (Yes.)
What's your American house?
If you didn't think of the American wizarding school in America that totes copied Hogwarts, then why are you here? Shoo.
But to answer your question my sweet jelly beans, I am Thunderbird. Woot woot like the grease gang, right? Is that what they're called? Or nah?
Damon or Stefan?
Oh ok, internet. I see you, so you want to know which dead corpse I'd date? Is that correct? Welllllll if you paid any sweet attention to my last post you would know that I love me some Damon Salvatore yum yum. So, does that answer your question? Because if not, then all I have to say is that Stefan needs to chill the chill out and go put his head in the ground, while I go make out with Damon.
OK I literally never stop posting these Damon gifs, they are just too perfect for human understanding.
OK ciao.
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