Pants and Shirts and Shoes, Oh My!

Pants and Shirts and Shoes, Oh My!

• Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Ok everyone I get it but calm down, please calm down, I mean, I realize that I have finally written the post that will answer all your questions.

Ok I didn't.

But, I do get asked this quite a lot, which will answer one question, and it's the basic, "Where do you buy your clothes?" 

And I mean I don't mean to brag, but I do. So, that's why I am going to say that I am pretty stylin' and  that is a factual statement.

And which is why I am educating the population on my favorite stops to shop. 

You're welcome, world. Ah I am helping so many people with this blog, I expect my Nobel Peace Prize in the mail by Thursday, thank you and good night. 

Ok shall the shopping begin?

1. Zara

Ah yes sweet, sweet, sugar like Zara. This is probably my favorite store, I have dropped so much money here, that I should feel some remorse. However these clothes are glistening in my closet so how could I feel remorse for that?

2. ASOS

Ok this is the ultimate online shop, internet pals. You gotta buy from here they have anything you could ever want. All of my coolest skirts come from this store. 

3. Mango

The only thing missing from this store is a complimentary mango with every purchase, but I guess just the clothes will do. And it will do more than just do, it will caress your face and wipe away your tears, because you are wearing a beautiful design from Mango. (Also my shorts shown above are from this mystical beast.)

4. H&M

I mean H&M is a classic, everyone knows about this place, from Bill Gates to the ducks on the street, how could you not own one thing from here? And, may I just add, that they have a gorgeous assortment of coats, specifically fur coats, I love mi some fur coats (I mean faux obviously so don't attack me but I don't have time to write faux, gosh.) 

5. Topshop

Oh yes the Brits have done it again, with dear ole Topshop. This store is like a candy shop, the hippest things will be found here, from white ankle boots (which I bought) to giant yellow fur coats (which I want.) It feeds your hunger for FASHUN. 

Ok that's it, I have no more to say. I do shop at other places but I am too lazy to put more here and I like the number 5 so what am I to do? So if you truly want to know leave a comment, or don't. It's your funeral.

Ok that's enough. I am done. I am out to eat peach yogurt. Ciao.