Top Notch Tips

Top Notch Tips

• Saturday, October 13, 2018

Hello Internet people, I am here today to give you the advice on how to deal with an exhausting, terrible, or a suffering moment. 

Now I've been through quite a few terrible (said in French accent) situations, so I am going to say that I have some sort of expertise on the matter.

Recently I was stuck for 9 hours at an airport, don't you just love layovers and delayed flights? I don't you sickos. 

And I was able to get through it and sleep all snuggly on the airplane for a 10 hour flight. After watching a shirtless Ryan Gosling on the TV. Yes, it was very much needed to see him.

Now these are the tips I have:

1. Spend a little, spend a lot, or spend a medium.

So, while I was dying at the airport all by myself in a foreign country, I saw glistening in the corner near my gate, my favorite gelato stop, Bacio de Latte. 

I had been through a lot that day, and I was just tired and hungry, and needed a little flavor-able pick me up, and I bought the beautiful, silky, and delicious gelato. I don't even know how much that thing cost, but all I know is eating that made me feel like there was still hope in the world, and that gelato will never desert me. 

Yes, gelato. Everyday, all day. 

2. Read a snazzy book.

During this terrible time I luckily had downloaded the kindle app on my phone, and downloaded all of the Harry Potter books. A beautiful series, by the way. 

I sat down on a little seat and read Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince, which is my favorite Harry Potter book, and I sat there and read while eating my gelato and had a grand ole time.

Grab that book, yo.

3. Text your favorite people.

Hello, this is what I did. If you received a text from me when I was stuck in the terrible airport, you're welcome, you are on my favorite people list (which is quite humble in length.) 

I texted people so many memes during this time in the airport, let me tell ya.

So many D.W. memes, so many. (Also, if anyone knows what D.W. stands for please let me know.) 

I also sent everybody photos of my gelato and I discussed the best flavors of gelato (this is confidential and saved only for favorite people.) 

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Well, there you have it, a list of tips. Also I added a serene photo of trees to allow you to feel serene as well, while feeling terrible.

Also, enjoy my favorite meme:

And here's one more, that is an actual representation of my face:

Ok I am done, see you again with more D.W. memes.