I'm Just Here For Salem
Why hello, internet, good to see you again.
How's it going?
Watched any good shows in my absence?
I hope so, you hermit!
Ok, so this article came about because I decided to watch a little ole show on Netflix called the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, which is good but lacks the Salem I need and want in life.
If you don't know what I am talking about then first, how dare you, sir? And, second, let me educate ya.
So, Salem is the cool cat, that used to be a warlock but is now just a cat, he is literally the best thing on this planet and television and I grew up with him while he was acting it up on the show, Sabrina the Teenage Witch with that blonde lady in the 90s.
And, oh Salem was my fav, he had the hippest, most sarcastic, and snazziest personality in this dimension, so I was excited when I heard he would be in the new Sabrina Netflix show.
HOWEVER, I was very disappointed.
THERE WAS NO SARCASTIC HIP CAT.
I think Salem literally says like 3 words to Sabrina, and he's not even in cat form when he does it. I am watching this Netflix series and thinking how Salem would never just willy nilly follow Sabrina around, he'd set up some ground rules and then insult her if she did anything stupid, much to what I was doing while watching the show.
So, before I review the Sabrina Netflix TV show, I THOUGHT I could share my favorite Salem moments and quotes from that 90's show, and let us reminisce a bit on Salem's magic since we are obviously without it on this Netflix bop.
Let us begin, my internet people.
1.
First is this little number of Salem in his grooving habitat. Living the hip life of a cat.
2.
He sure knows how to deal with the ladies and empathy!
3.
It's great to see how in tuned Salem is with his emotions, very nice.
4.
Well Salem, you and I have something in common if I do say so myself.
5.
Clearly likes a good Elton John now and then, and a crown, me too, Salem, me too.
6.
I mean who doesn't want to take over the world? And this just shows that snazzy Salem is determined to do so. Follow your dreams, kids!
7.
Mr. Cat knows what he wants in life, and you should too.
8.
Loves some privacy, and expects it. Personal bubble people.
9.
An honest little fella, he speaks the truth and the whole truth. Deal with it.
10.
Knows how to grab the attention of the room. Pay close attention, everyone.
11.
He knows 2 languages, how impressive.
12.
Knows what really matters in life.
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And, that is all dear internet. If you wish to see a part 2, because Salem is forever filled with amazing moments, let this girl know.
You're welcome, I am off, with this last beauty and my dream job.
Ciao.
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