Refresh

Refresh

• Monday, June 17, 2019

Oh my. 

It's been too long.

But I am not apologizing dear internet. Not today, Satan.

Because madame Brooke is back with a vengeance.

Ok, not really, I am wayyyy too lazy for that, but I am back with the sun rising because I shall be posting more. And, yes, I know I said I would last time and now it's been 3 months so I have nothing to say about that, but now it's Summer and I am fresh and flighty and writing it up now.

You're welcome, so stop bombarding me, thank you.

So much has happened within the 3 months I have been gone, and for the better, I suppose.

Madame Brooke has elevated, I have chopped off more inches of my hair and I have a bob now which is one of the best decisions I have ever made in this life, and I intend to have that be on my tombstone. I also got highlights which make me appear as if I've been in the Maldives for days. Fantastic. So long virgin hair. 

I have grown (not literally, I am still 5'2) and learned so much, I now have the wisdom of a fancy, well traveled, elegant witch. And I am living for it.

But don't worry my dear internet people, I shall bestow my knowledge upon you, but only in future posts, witchy Brooke is here to help !

 I have also discovered great shows, great music, great books, great people, and magic stones (more on that later)

I got into Gossip Girl, which I never thought I would, but I did, and I am so happy that I found the wondrous duo of Chuck and Blair. Ahhhh my heart still aches for their beauty. More on that later of course. Hehe.

I have jumped into the murder mystery book genre, and I am adoringgggg it. How come no one ever told me murder mysteries were impeccable? 

Gosh, I have become a detective in my own right after reading Agatha Christie (an author goddess) and Gillian Flynn, I have been having dreams where I must solve crimes (and I do an excellent job, may I add)

So many interests, so many experiences, so many learning curves that I must share them allllll.

Don't you just loveeeeee all the foreshadowing that is happening?

I know, that I ammmmmmm.

Yum, I love a good foreshadow.

And, please inform me what you would like me to talk about, if you have any questions for me. Madame Brooke is here with allll the answers, even math ones because I love a good algebra.

Au revoir, dear internet, this is the refreshed, reinstated, rendering of madame Brooke, thank you and good night.

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To sign off, I shall be placing an attractive man that I have been adoring, you're welcome !

Yes, it is a young Brad Pitt in glasses and drinking Evian, I can just imagine him reading an Agatha Christie novel right now to me, in this attire. Insert dreamy sigh. Sighhhhhhhh.

Ok ciao, I'm hungry.